Christmas list

Christmas list

“…all I want for Christmas is…”

Last year,
All I got for Christmas was…
A pinch of salt – for resolutions
A bottle of glue – for broken promises
A roll of paper – for cracks
A camcorder – to capture missed opportunities
A drop of milk – over which to cry
A carpet – under which to brush indiscretions
A cabinet – to hoard all mistakes
A room – for an elephant
A knife – for the back
A clothes line – for airing dirty laundry
A spectacle – for neighbours
A bridge – to burn
A road – to hell.

This year,
All I want for Christmas is…
A new lover – preferably one who doesn’t fancy my best mate.

Yapparister – December 2013

 

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2 thoughts on “Christmas list

    • Thanks Melanie – funnily enough that’s pretty much the response I got from the finance department at work – when I recited it for them. My intention was for it to be humourous – but there comments were – “tragic”, “really sad”, “brought me down”. All comments I’ll take on board for the next ‘humourous’ one 🙂

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